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MISSION 5: NINE-FINGERED DEADFUL MELODY

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It's all that Thumbs-Up kid's fault.

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Now you've been banned from
using public transit swords.

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We'll have to walk to Plum
Blossom Mountain Villa.

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Was that poop?

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There's gotta be some other forms
of public transportation. You know,

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like in that one movie,

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"Now To Strain Your
Dragon," or something.

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Looks like there's an inn up ahead.

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Finally, some tasty food.

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It's more than that!

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What is an inn, I ask you?

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- A place to eat and sleep!
- Wrong!

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In marital arts movies

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it's an information hub!

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But I am feeling a bit peckish.

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C'mon, let's go.

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SCISSOR SEVEN - MEMORY FRAGMENTS

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Gentlemen, please, this way.

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Right over here.

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Goodness, we're packed today.

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You don't mind sharing a table do you?

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It's a fortune teller.

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Alright then, what can I get for you?

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Lemme borrow these for a sec.

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Since we're in the information hub,

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best start asking around.

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- I was wondering...
- Don't know her, never seen her.

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Oh, Mr. Fortune Teller,

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have you seen this individual?

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Or better yet, can you
predict my relationship with her?

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Predict your foot, I'm no fortune teller.

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PROFESSIONAL

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I'm a musician, a professional.

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{\an8}I make custom love songs.

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{\an8}Ten taels of silver each.

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{\an8}Composition, lyrics,
arrangement, and recording.

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- So,
- Ready to order?

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All for one low price.

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Ready

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to order?

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I wonder, is there a song that

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can accurately express

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how, you know,
the absence of someone can hurt so...

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Yearning and longing and all that.

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Of course there is,
you're talking to a professional. Here.

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A cassette tape?

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Supposed to be custom, isn't it?

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It is custom, trust me.

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- Look here,
- I'm a really fast composer.

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- Order something or I'm tossing you!
- After all...

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- I am a professional musician.
- We'll have your signature dishes

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and a jug of your best wine.

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Yes sir! Thank you for your generosity.

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Now, do you recognize this person?

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Let's see.

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You sure it's a person?

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It's a beautiful woman, come on!

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You can't draw for-

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See how it's done.

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I almost got into art school.

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That doesn't look like her.

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Let me try.

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But that's the spitting image!

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How do you know how to draw Ms. Plum?

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Maybe you're looking for her?

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WANTED

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Ms. Plum is wanted?

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Seven, the poster down there, it's you.

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Call me crazy,
doesn't this one look a little like...

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Nope.

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They don't look alike at all!

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I thought for sure...

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Don't worry.

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In martial arts movies it works.

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They'll never recognize you now.

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No, I'm telling you

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that Sonic Bird I've got?

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She's aerodynamic,

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she's fast.

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She'll get me all the way to Plum Blossom
Mountain Villa in a couple days.

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FINE WINE

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Drink up, gents.

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So I heard you're headed out to
Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

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Feel like bringing me along for the ride?

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So you're going to Plum Blossom
Mountain Villa, huh?

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Don't tell me you're also
after that wanted criminal.

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Of course not.

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I'm no bounty hunter.

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But, while we're chatting,
which criminal exactly are you after?

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A female assassin,

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look.

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This wanted woman sure is pretty.

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And oh boy, when I get her,

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then I'll...

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- You little-
- So sorry, must've been a spasm.

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An informant said they saw her arrive
at Plum Blossom Mountain Villa.

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No doubt that wretched woman's
intention is to seduce...

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Goodness me,
my leg has a tendency to cramp, so sorry.

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Here, let me refill that for you.

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With a little something to match his mind.

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Scrawny little loser.

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That tastes like shit!

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MIRROR

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The weather sure is nice today.

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No resemblance

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at all.

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Kiss my ass!

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Dai Bo, we gotta go!

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We gotta what?

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He's a wanted criminal!

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THOUSAND CATTIES AXE

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COLD WHITE PHOENIX CLAW

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Let's not make a big fuss.

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I'd say this chicken is
ready for slaughter!

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Meow Cai?

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It's not Meow Cai, but the fortune teller!

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NINE-FINGERED
DEADFUL MELODY

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{\an8}MAGICAL SOUND OF BINDING

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PROFESSIONAL

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<i>You're my one and only</i>

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<i>my one and only</i>

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<i>You took my heart away with you</i>

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<i>I cannot bear to say to you</i>

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Taking me back!

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<i>I just think about us</i>

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<i>Fulfilling my wish can seem hopeless</i>

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<i>I want to protect the pure</i>

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<i>Memories of you</i>

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<i>I don't care what</i>

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<i>Anyone else says</i>

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<i>Seeing tears on you</i>

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<i>Seeing you look blue</i>

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<i>Is a sight I can't get out of my head</i>

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<i>Whose memories are these I can't erase?</i>

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<i>All your struggles were also what I faced</i>

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<i>If you should fall</i>

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<i>Get up again don't give up on love</i>

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<i>Cause everything will fall into place</i>

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<i>The sky is full of wishes and stars</i>

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<i>Is a future for us really in the cards?</i>

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<i>Always quietly hoping</i>

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<i>That I'll hear your voice just once more</i>

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<i>And you'll understand</i>

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<i>It's our future together I want to explore</i>

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Hey, the song is over.
Snap out of it. Hey!

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Hey, snap out of it. Hey!

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Thank you so much, you saved us, hero!

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HERO, NINE-FINGERED DEADFUL MELODY

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{\an8}But all I did was perform the
song that you paid for before.

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{\an8}That was the song.

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{\an8}The custom love song you requested,
you know.

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You have an unpleasant and
sorrowful singing style.

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It reminds me of a friend of mine.

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Could it be that you're Meow Cai's mentor?

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Oh, you're a friend of Meow Cai?

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I should've known from your behavior.

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Well, that's not very flattering.

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A friend of Cai is a friend of mine.

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Correct me if I'm wrong,

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but I believe I overheard you say you
were trying to get to Plum Blossom

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Mountain Villa.

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I can take you there.

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I have a vehicle.

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{\an8}NINE-FINGERED, SEPT. 19,
PRINCE OF BALLADS, CONCERT TOUR

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{\an8}<i>You said I'm not man enough</i>

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<i>With this big doughy body</i>

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<i>You said I'm not man enough</i>

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<i>Cause I'm packing just a spare tire</i>

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I'm beginning to think I would've
preferred walking.